Punto’s Corsa’s Saxo’s too

In red and yellow and metallic fucking blue

Exhaust

Stereo

Suspension

Wheels

A cheap paint job with a look of orange peel.

Your sub bass annoyances

Knock me out of phase

MC noisy bastard is all you ever play.

Reving your puny engine so your exhaust pops

But do us all a favour and bastard stop.

You’re no Schumacher, you’re just called Dave

And to your need for speed persona

Your just a fucking slave

We all see you coming with your

Plastic and your grills

Those stupid neon lights

Lighting up those rusting sills

You’re saving up for Christmas

For the expected driving ban

But do us all a favour

And don’t move on to a

Big White Van!!!!